First a confession: I am having impure thoughts about the Fr e e C r e d i t R e p o r t (dot) c o m guy (spaces added because I don’t want that linking back to me in anyway – they are a bit of a scam.) But the guy who sings the new little jingles in their commercials? Kind of dreamy. In a young, geeky kind of way. He’s got to be about 20 years old, which makes me feel a bit lecherous. Here is the commercial, if you’ve never seen it.
I am going to catch so much crap from Kev for that.
I had every intention of going to the gym today, but let’s just say fate conspired against me. There is no way I’d have been able to go today in this condition. Ugh. My only consolation is that I start back on my old wonderful birth control pills very soon, and I will NEVER have to go through this hell again. I hope. I understand why it was necessary to put me on new pills last spring – my blood pressure was scary high, and I was at serious risk of stroke, and putting me on an an all progestin pill solved all problems. But now everything is under control, and I can go back to my old pills – meaning I will get a light, significantly less severe affliction* once every 3 months, instead of this hell I’m currently trapped in every month..AT RANDOM WITHOUT PREDICTABILITY. HOLY CHRIST, THIS IS WORSE THAN BEFORE I WAS ON THE PILL AT ALL!!!! Trust me, no on wanted me at the gym today.
Ugh.
*I realize that there are many women out there who feel that getting monthly period is a “beautiful” experience and a “wonderful affirmation of womanhood.” These woman are fucking insane. You should stay far far away from them. Of course, my opinion my be a bit biased right now as I am HEMORRHAGING AND IN PAIN. But I’m pretty sure I’m not far off.
GAH!
I need more hot chocolate.
ESC
Sandy
Imbrium
Hee – I think he’s a total cutie, too. I try not to think about how young he is, though – it makes me feel very dirty.
I don’t believe there’s a single woman out there who feels that way about her period and the preceding days. If someone has actually told you that, she was LYING.
For one week every month that fact that I am BLEEDINGOUTOFTHEVAGINA is enough of an excuse for my boyfriend to have to do everything
All Ihave to do is yell BLEEDINGOUTOFTHEVAGINA from any room in the house in reply to ‘why can’t you do it?” and I get off scott free!
dude. i need to try that.
periods suck.
It’s just like that menopause bullshit. I heard someone say she called her hot flashes her power surges. To me, they’re fucking hot flashes. Anything else is just denial.
See I knew there was another good thing about pregnancy – no periods. Unfortunately the irrational hormone PMS thing goes on for 9 months but it can’t all be good.
I was a little thrown how we went from hot pirate singer dude(and have you seen the one with the g/f who has bad credit, that he also sings in?) to periods.
One of my coworkers the other day said her period is the happy time! I was like, wha? And she explained that it meant she wasn’t preggo, and that was great! She then went on to animate a square “no baby zone” around her pelvic region.
I hope she dies.
Not really, but I’m on the rag, so I can say it!
Periods are of the devil. Plain and simple.
The only surgery I’ve ever been completely elated to have had: My hysterectomy.
Oh yeah, baby. I feel your pain. I’m so sorry.
Buttsex.
Google “Hot Buttsex” for the explanation–I’d be hijacking your comments ‘splainin’ eet.
My bad ~major blush~
Google “Hot Buttsex and hot chocolate” for the reference.
For the love of all that is good and just do NOT do what I said in the first comment!
errrrmmmm…still not getting it. getting lots of OTHER stuff…but not much…else…
Ok, ok–somehow a bunch of anime fans wound up referring to hot chocolate as “hot buttsex”. I can’t remember who started it but it goes around the con I go to (that I’m semi sorta on staff for now), so of course my perverted mind converts all hot chocolate references to hot buttsecks.