Comments on: first time with JT http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/ ...half baked and full of cheese! Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:24:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: The Chickengoddess http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6065 The Chickengoddess Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:58:59 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6065 Damn, woman. DO NOT WANT. I just got a virgin wheel and we are both feeling a little dirty now. That really has to be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. But what an earworm. Or buttworm. I go now bye. Damn, woman. DO NOT WANT. I just got a virgin wheel and we are both feeling a little dirty now. That really has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in quite a while. But what an earworm. Or buttworm. I go now bye.

]]> By: ESC http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6061 ESC Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:58:07 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6061 listen to Ben, Nicole. You'll never live it down. people this is my BEST COMMENTED POST in a long time. I'm going to have to equate some other pleasant activity with buttsex to continue the popularity of my posts. listen to Ben, Nicole. You’ll never live it down.

people this is my BEST COMMENTED POST in a long time. I’m going to have to equate some other pleasant activity with buttsex to continue the popularity of my posts.

]]> By: ben http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6060 ben Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:36:10 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6060 Nicole: Trust me, do NOT admit the spinning thing to co-workers. Nicole:

Trust me, do NOT admit the spinning thing to co-workers.

]]> By: Nicole http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6059 Nicole Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:21:25 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6059 Best. Spinning. Analogy. Ever. Really! I almost spit tea all over the computer screen and my co-workers were curious. Didn't think they would understand. Best. Spinning. Analogy. Ever.

Really! I almost spit tea all over the computer screen and my co-workers were curious. Didn’t think they would understand.

]]> By: Janice in GA http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6055 Janice in GA Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:16:04 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6055 Just tell me I don't have to spin using canola oil, ok? :) Just tell me I don’t have to spin using canola oil, ok?
:)

]]> By: ben http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6052 ben Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:17:39 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6052 I eagerly await your next fiber-post. I eagerly await your next fiber-post.

]]> By: brighton http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6050 brighton Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:17:49 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6050 Hee hee, FIBER! Hee hee, FIBER!

]]> By: ESC http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6049 ESC Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:20:15 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6049 Julie, that analogy would NEVER have worked. First of all, JT is no virgin. He's had at least two relationships plus who knows how many flings and one night stands on the side. Also, I needed an analogy to not only convey the awkwardness, but all the initial panic and meditative breathing exercises required to be successful. While the first time you have sex might be painful, it's very rarely panicky until later, when you realizes things like "omg, the condom broke!" "omg, if my parents find out they'll kill me!" "omg, I am so hungover and who IS this guy in my bedroom????" So you see, the buttsex analogy was really the only way to go. Julie, that analogy would NEVER have worked. First of all, JT is no virgin. He’s had at least two relationships plus who knows how many flings and one night stands on the side.

Also, I needed an analogy to not only convey the awkwardness, but all the initial panic and meditative breathing exercises required to be successful. While the first time you have sex might be painful, it’s very rarely panicky until later, when you realizes things like “omg, the condom broke!” “omg, if my parents find out they’ll kill me!” “omg, I am so hungover and who IS this guy in my bedroom????”

So you see, the buttsex analogy was really the only way to go.

]]> By: Julie http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6048 Julie Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:45:42 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6048 You know, you could have just gone with the "first time having sex" analogy, that's awkward too if it's between two virgins. But no, you had to bring buttsecks into it. I think you just figured since it had been a long time since the last buttsecks post, you needed to bring it up somehow... ;) You know, you could have just gone with the “first time having sex” analogy, that’s awkward too if it’s between two virgins. But no, you had to bring buttsecks into it. I think you just figured since it had been a long time since the last buttsecks post, you needed to bring it up somehow… ;)

]]> By: Smug http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6047 Smug Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:17:31 +0000 http://evilsciencechick.com/2007/11/05/first-time-with-jt/#comment-6047 I was laughing so hard that my husband was very concerned. I read him your story/analogy and he commented that it had just been the best two minutes of his life and then asked if we should head up to the bedroom! Look what you have done!!! All the men in ours lives are going to jump on this now! All our butts are in danger!! I was laughing so hard that my husband was very concerned. I read him your story/analogy and he commented that it had just been the best two minutes of his life and then asked if we should head up to the bedroom! Look what you have done!!! All the men in ours lives are going to jump on this now! All our butts are in danger!!

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