bag lady

Intarsia must be derived from the Latin word meaning “tangled as fuck,” because I have a tangled mess surrounding me every time I move. Every time I think I have the yarns all straightened out, I scratch my nose and the whole thing goes to hell. What is the cause of the hell?

evilchick bag

This is the bag I’m making for SAFF. I designed the chart by importing a jpeg of the evilchick into KnitPro. It’s knit with lamb’s pride bulky (the blue) and scraps of yarn I had laying around or donated to me (thanks, Olivia!), and also some Patons SWS I picked up. I knit the bottom, and then picked up around the edges and knit in the round until I got to where I wanted to start the chart. Then I put the back stitches on another size 13 circular (what, everyone doesn’t have 2?) and knit the evilchick flat. I’m almost done with that side, then I’ll knit the back…I’m contemplating a simple pattern (meaning 1 color) on the back instead of just plain. Maybe a biohazzard symbol, or something equivalently evil-sciencey. Then I’ll stitch up the sides, i-cord some handles, and then felt the whole thing in washing machine.

Oh yeah.

I’m going to be the coolest girl at SAFF.

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