Dear Comcast,

You suck. Hard. You suck hairy donkey balls.

I was without cable and internet ALL DAY. For the past week, there have been outages: blink on…blink off…blink on…blink off. But today…nothing. ALL…DAY.

OH MY GOD…what did I do before internet? I could get no real work done. I had no courtTV to distract me. [...]

hey, we’re selling more shit!

on friggin’ EBAY, BABY!

So here’s the story: you may or may not know, but Kev’s been married before. Briefly. To a psychopath. It didn’t last long.

But don’t be sad, because then he met ME and has since said that it was worth going through all that hellish business if it meant we’d [...]

cinco cinco cinco!

a girl’s night out for the first time in MONTHS, finally! I hadn’t seen Elizabeth since…when? January? I can’t even remember. With everything crazy going on in both our lives, we both desperately needed a night out.

the plan for tonight started out so simply. Me, Elizabeth, and her friend Kristy at nearby (to [...]

still going to hell

director: so for this section, we’re going to do a layered effect: basses come in first, then tenors, then altos, then sopranos

soprano: so…B…T…A…S

director: yes, BTAS

everyone, writing down on their music: B…T…A….S…

ESC can’t stop herself, quietly: BTAS…hehehe…beat your ass…

alto sitting next to ESC: what? heheheheee….what???

ESC: uhh…beat your ass?

entire [...]

you measure WHAT?

many years ago in the lab, there was a day of such awesome awesomeness that it defied all awesomeness that had come before it.

It was nearing the end of the day, and I was sitting at my bench and leafing through the huge pile of journals that had collected next to me (I [...]

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