pardon moi’?

on the top 10 list of things you never want to hear from you gynocologist

“OK, go ahead and scoooooch forward for me…a little more…OK then…”

*cranks down step platform so she can get a good look at my kitty.* screeeeeeeech

“huh. I think we need some WD-40 down here.”

“…exCUSE me????”

“what? oh, no, the chair…what? ohhhh…HAHAHAHAHAAA! No! you don’t need…the CHAIR needs it!”

“I was about to say…my HUSBAND’S never complained! HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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