we need to move on

Guys, it’s just a penis. It’s a little – YES LITTLE – dangly thing between your legs. You pee with it, and if you’re lucky, you get to put it in someone’s vagina. Or butt, if that’s how you swing.

It should not be that big [...]

here’s 11 hours of your life back

Lord of the Rings with a better ending

CSI: awesome

4 awesome things about CSI: Miami

poor Ensign Ricky

Star Trek inspirational posters!

gimme some sugar smacks

Kev has been working crazy long hours for the past couple weeks. Today was the crazy-longest – well after midnight by the time he got home. And he’s always tired. Which is not convenient for a horny little bitch like me.

 

Lying next to him in bed, watching [...]

kitten love

About 5 or 6 years ago – this was BK (before Kev) – I was coming into my complex on my way home from school, a week before Christmas break. It was darned cold out, and they were predicting an ice storm that night. I pulled up to the mailbox hut to get [...]

“The only moral abortion is my abortion”

When the anti-choice make the choice.

a few thousand words

I knit socks for Sloth! Because I am nice like that.

close-up of pattern detail. it’s a baby cable rib, which doesn’t show up very well in the picture, I think.

hmmm? what? will I make YOU a pair of socks? No. No, sorry. I’m knitting [...]

like nicorette for all men

I think I know of a few guys here who could use a few packs of these.

spring cleanin’

So much more cheerful than my last banner and background, don’t you think?

I hear tell some of you out there got a mess of snow and ice recently. Wow. That’s a damn shame. Friggin’ beautiful down here. Flowers and trees blooming all over the place. Yessir. Spring has sprung.

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