November « 2006 « Evilsciencechick

taking advantage of my condition

I’m sick, peeps. Chills. Body aches. Voice not all there. Nauseous (yet hungry at the same time. ANNOYING!)

I read Julie’s meme last night, and got all kinds of annoyed – first, something was wrong with her blog, and it just CUT OFF right after she “tagged” me…and second, she tagged me and I [...]

making it all official

guy#1: OK, dude…we have to decide where to put all these DMV offices in Atlanta

guy#2: why don’t we put them in nice, moderately populated areas that are convenient to get to and find?

guy#1: what are you, stoned? this is the fuckin’ DMV! We need to find a vortex of sadness and anger [...]

that’s not a mango!

I was riding the shuttle home tonight, and almost fell out of my seat when a truck pulled up right next to us with this HUGE image on it:

now…let us guess the target audience for this advertising campaign. Hmmmmm????

shout outs

I’ve been so busy doing boring sciencey things lately (writing, trying to convince my adviser that my data is valid, uhh…weeping) that I’ve neglected posting.

Specifically, posting a SHOUT OUT THANKS to world-famous and beloved Dave Dink of Chub Creek podcast (which can normally be found here, but thanks to massive downloading, has temporarily [...]

spoiled mallrat rant

Today it took me 4 hours to shop in two stores.

The “I hate lenox mall” song!

I hate lenox mall on a weekday!

Oh I hate lenox mall weekends too!

where are all these rich spoiled kids coming from?

Why are they always in my WAY?

Alllll the salespeople are idiots

How long [...]

jesuspets!

oh THANK GOD! This was keeping me up at night. SADIE WILL BE OK!

the naaaaame game!

two for one posts today – you kids are lucky I love you. please don’t ignore the oh so funny tribute to Santorum below, though.

So today I got to convince the bank that I am indeed married to Kevin, that my last name will now reflect that, and that I can sign all [...]

the boot

OK, I feel obligated (really? by who? the cool blog kids? so they’ll like me and not snap my bra strap anymore?) to comment on this weeks elections.

in a word: WAAAHOOOOOOOO!

ahem.

Of course, my current state of residence was red and just got redder. Sonny’s strategy of whoring out his wife to [...]

hssssss!!!

tattoo status: peely.

yes, much like the short lived yet beloved sci-fi show “V,” I fully expect to be able to peel away the skin over my tattoo, revealing my true lizard skin beneath.

lizards are also terrible at housekeeping, apparently. would anyone like to come clean our place? because it is a MESS. [...]