July « 2006 « Evilsciencechick

It never fails…

Talking long distance to anyone on the phone for over an hour…makes me have to poop.

Why is that?

attack of the tacky

If hell were a house, it would be decorated with wallpaper. Flowered wallpaper. And it’s peeling.

Wall paper is absolutely the WORST invention ever. EVER! It is ALWAYS ugly, and, unless it is put up by a professional with great care, it ALWAYS shows seams. And even if , after a few years, the [...]

I’ve said it before…

I’ll say it again.

If they didn’t want you to cook and consume an entire package of bacon at once, they’d have made the package resealable.

Just kidding, we’re only cooking a few. But still…it’s a good point, right?

get me out of the lab, please!!

With one nice exception, this was just one of those days I really just should have stayed in bed.

It actually started last night on my drive home from the lab. Huh. That’s weird, this road is rarely backed up this much, this late…in the summer. Must be an accident, I shall turn around [...]

I’m a survivor

I survived my committee meeting. It was rough. It went both better and worse than I expected.

No one seemed to care about my bonehead mistake. They were satisfied with my plan to fix it. Or they were lulled by my homemade brownies, cheese popcorn, and bottles of coke zero. Always helps to bribe..err…make [...]

I really want to order some of these. Anyone else want one? I like the one that says “Do not buy anything from any bake sale that the air force may hold to buy a bomber, because those bombs will kill people.”

Very interestsing new york times editorial piece – The Real Agenda.

fun with email

Julie and I have been emailing to help lift the boredom of the work day. She posted part of the conversation today.

Here’s a recent quote, from me, which Julie demanded I blog. We were talking about (drumroll…) the WEATHER!

“It’s stinky hot everywhere. The temperature map of the country this morning on the [...]

mint and lime and RUM!

So have I spent my weekend feaverishly preparing for my committee meeting?

no.

Have I spent hours and hours in the lab trying desperately to get last minute data to present to them?

ummm…no.

OK, then. Have I spent the weekend painting the baseboards and quarter round so I can get the condo back [...]

And for those that suggested it a couple of weeks ago: I am now DEFINATELY not pregnant. I have proof. My lack of appetite and nausea is obviously stress induced, so just SHUT IT!!!