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Go to Target. Buy their Archer Farms Parmesean Garlic home-style kettle-cooked potato chips. Bring them home. Open the bag.

Now…TRY not to eat them all in one sitting. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

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July 30th, 2006 | Category: aside |
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  • Rings

    Friend: You're not wearing your rings!
    Me: What? Oh, no. I don't wear them in the pool. And I take them off at night.
    Friend: I don't think I've ever seen you not wear them.
    Me: I take them off a lot. First thing I do when I get home from work is take off my bra and my rings. THE SYMBOLS OF MY OPPRESSION!!!!
    Friend: *snicker*

  • oh noooooo!

    Friend: *at the ice cream shop*
    Me: I'll take a scoop of the Italian coffee on a sugar cone.
    Shop girl: Is a cake cone OK? The only sugar cones we have right now are these. *points to display of fancy dipped cones*
    Me: Oh no! So the only sugar cones available are dipped in chocolate and sprinkles? I WILL TAKE THAT YES PLEASE!
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    thefrogman:

    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

    [h/t: pleatedjeans]

    An important lesson for all princesses, I think.  And princes.