I spent much of this morning in the bathroom, wondering what the hell I ate this weekend that is so torturing my lower innards.
I got to the library on campus. I noticed 3 things:
1. it was colder than ann coulter’s snatch
2. some bitch had taken my usual spot
3. the wireless internet [...]
Go to Target. Buy their Archer Farms Parmesean Garlic home-style kettle-cooked potato chips. Bring them home. Open the bag.
Now…TRY not to eat them all in one sitting. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
Cooking Cute – I am addicted, and would LOVE to make my own little bento meals for lunch every day! If I had the time and energy. Bah!
MOSTLY ups. In order to increase the chances of my going to hell, I decided to play hooky from church and the choir* this morning so I could sleep in and have lazy weekend morning sex with Kev.
*shit like this always backfires on me. later I will find out that there were NO altos [...]
Kev: *sigh* I can’t sleep!
ESC: mmzzzz…hmmm…turn on the tv…I don’t mind
ESC: put it on CNN, that’ll put you to sleep
Kev: current events will just piss me off
ESC: hmmmzzzz…the weather channel?
Kev: that will just piss me off
ESC: dammit, don’t make me laugh when [...]
Please send prayers, good vibes, happy thoughts, chants, good voodoo, and variously scented incense smoke out to my friend Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is one of my bridesmaids, and one of my best friends. Last week she gave birth via C-section to her second child – the beautiful and healthy lil’ L. However, the docs screwed up [...]
The thing that is bugging me the most about the writing, is the whole “book report” aspect of it. 90% of the writing is making sure you’ve read and referenced 10,000 other papers on the subject. Soooo many references. I have to look up every damn paper that ever vaguely touched on my subject and [...]
I am deliriously happy. From Slashfood, I found out that all the clips from the muppet show featuring the Swedish Chef have been compiled in one site.
I weep for joy.
I seem to have a hard time getting the ball rolling for writing. This is how my morning schedule seems to go:
stop at [...]
It’s no secret that I spent June and most of this month a seething ball of stress. During that time, I would try to relax on the couch, and as I was relaxing, my insides felt like they were planning a revolt and were intending to jump out of my body.
And also, I could [...]
When I wasn’t painting or scraping wallpaper this weekend, I SHOULD have been writing. Writing writing writing…it’s what I’m doing now…I mean, before I started typing this post as a method of procrastination.
aside: Writing…what’s another word for “nascent,” because I think I’m using it WAY too much.
Anyway…I didn’t write this weekend. Instead I [...]