May « 2006 « Evilsciencechick

keeping my legs crossed

today I actually found myself doing the “pee dance.” Good lord, how old am I? Doing the PEE DANCE???

It’s my own fault. I have this weird aversion to peeing for some reason. Like it’s SUCH a pain. I don’t have TIME to pee, I have THINGS TO DO! I’ve actually caught myself thinking [...]

juxtaposition

two bumper stickers seen on the back of a van last night.

#1. Non-judgement day is coming.

#2. What part of illegal don’t you understand?

Uhhhh…I’m confused.

Did I say that we were actually going to do more work on sunday? Because what I SHOULD have said was “on sunday, we’re going to lay around the house, moaning about back and leg pain.” because that’s exactly what we did. The only productive thing I did was make a cake for someone’s [...]

owwwww…my feeeeeet

Phase 2 of “getting the condo ready to sell” has been accomplished: cleaning out our rental storage unit.

It was not easy.

The unit was a disorganized mess. While things were stack neatly around the periphery, everything in the middle had just been thrown in. We organized everything in piles – throw away, donate, [...]

together too long

in the shower together.

ESC: damn

Kev: what?

ESC: I can’t remember if I shaved my pits or not yet.

*assumes akward pose to check*

ESC: I can’t see. Can you tell?

*offers armpit up for investigation*

Kev: hmmm…I think so. looks pretty smooth to me.

ESC: ok, thanks

Kev: hehehehehehe

ESC: what?

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yogurty goodness, part two

Simultaneously disappointed and resolved after my last yogurt experiement, I decided to try again. Last time, if you’ll recall, I tried to recreate Activia yogurt using Alton Brown’s standard homemade yogurt recipe. What I ended up with was tangy yogurt soup. Excellent in smoothies, but not so much for other yogurt applications.

I did [...]

trauma!

yesterday, after waiting and waiting for a call from the jewelers that my ring was back from being sized, I finally called.

“oh yes, it’s right here. sorry we didn’t call, the holiday weekend was pretty crazy”

Yeah, whatever, I WANT MY RING BACK!

So we thought we’d go ahead and pick it up, [...]

each not enough for a full post on their own

Doesn’t anyone watch CSI: Miami? Anyone? I reeally want to sit and talk about last night. But no one here watches it. Stupid Grey’s Anatomy. But OMG! They killed off Horatio’s wife! Just when I thought he’d never be moody and brooding again! Fuckers! ********************************

I read this and laughed my ass off.

HEY [...]

thanks!!!

Oh my god, I didn’t even think it would work (well, except for Vince, who if, after pressuring me into it, he had decided NOT to donate, I would have totally kicked his ass). But big smoochie thank yous to Vince, Se7en, and E-Lo! You will be well rewarded…uhh…with my gratitude. For right now. [...]

ESC < — official blog whore

By all means, continue enjoying the homemade yogurty goodness below. I will definately try again this weekend with a new protocol (outlined in the comments below) to see if that helps.

OK, on Vince’s urging, I have put up a paypal donate button. It’s on my sidebar, under “MSDS.”

Is this for a good [...]