that contradicted my expectations!

I pulled into my parking space morning, right next to another woman who had just pulled in. As I get my shit together, I look over. She is still in her car. It’s an older black lady, with beautiful steel grey dreds neatly pulled back. Beautiful (hand made?) african-type garment on. And she is [...]

Wanna waste some time with something creepy?

mydeathspace.com

super creepy. but I dare you to STOP reading once you start.

It’s people one myspace who have died. were killed, committed suicide. One guy is even on there because he murdered someone. uber creepy.

experiment gone horribly wrong

if you happened to be at a fast food establishment where you were able to fill your own drink at the soda fountain, and while you were filling your large cup with the diet pop of choice, while bemoaning the lack of CHERRY flavored diet pop in fountain form at said establishment, you noticed [...]

conversations in the lab

ESC: oooo…we should make liquid nitrogen ice cream again! when the weather gets warm!

I: It IS warm.

ESC: almost.

J: yeah, I can’t wait for it to be shorts weather again.

ESC: it’s only shorts weather up to here (indicates bottom of capris). it’s capri weather!

J: but not for boys.

I: no. [...]

Dear Target,

Recently, I purchased a Target Brand product.  A dental floss, actually.  “Compare to Glide,” the package informed me.  And sweet!  It was a dollar cheaper.

Allow me to inform you that your product SUCKS.  It is NOTHING like Glide.  Your floss is thin, THREAD thin.  And barely waxed.  It does NOT “glide” through my [...]

a little sadness

It’s been sad this week, a bit. And a little stressful. I had to give a presentation today, and, as Julie recommended, had to use the useful presentation Jedi mindtrick.

This is NOT the data I presented last time. This is all NEW data.

I think they bought it.

My weekend started out sad. [...]

free advertising

I want to give shout outs (for free) to two internet based business that recently saved me a shit load of money.

the first is Petshed. It’s a pet supply business based out of australia. You know how all those people are going to canada to get their prescriptions filled, and the government is [...]

learning about myself

This weekend, I have learning something about myself.  What did I learn?

I SUCK at registering.  Seriously.

We started our registry at Target last night, and then today I set up one at Crate and Barrel, and then back to Macy’s to see if there was more I could add on.

I did end [...]

New digs

Ha!  well, I guess I should put up some kind of “welcome to my new and improved blog” post.  Except that it’s pretty much the same content as before, so it’s not exacly new, and I haven’t really worked all the bugs out yet, so I wouldn’t call it “improved” yet.

My biggest struggle [...]

*under construction*

Sorry if my site seems to disappear then reappear on occasion. Big things are happening, exciting changes, blah blah blah.

Tons of work for me.

small work for you – updating your blogroll…I KNOW! WHAT A PAIN! I’M SUCH A BITCH!

but I’m learning a new language and a whole other bunch of painful [...]

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