January « 2006 « Evilsciencechick

toy review

OK, this again is one of those posts that maybe my “real life” friends might want to skip over, to avoid that “searing image in the back of the brain” thing we talked about. Also this post contains pictures that are NSFW…so read at your own risk.

are you gone? good.

So last friday, [...]

congratulations!

I think the reason that women enjoy being engaged so much is the never ending stream of compliments and congratulations you get.

“you’re engaged! congratulations!”

THANK YOU! I have done NOTHING worthy of congratulations, but I will TAKE IT!

Until today, randomly, the guy bagging my groceries at Publix asked me out of the [...]

conversations at our house

Me: God, everyone at curves this morning was all “IT’S SO COLD! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT GOT SO COLD!” and I just want to yell at these people “IT’S JANUARY! DUH!” Morons.

Kev: They’re just making conversation. You knoooowww…we could move to Miami where it’s warm. We could be lounging on the beach right [...]

Don’t you hate it when…

…you walk into an empty stairwell, and think “whew! alone at last! now I can dig out that thong wedgie that’s been bugging me!” only to remember a few seconds too late that the entire back wall of the stairwell is made of glass, and anyone looking out their window in the next building [...]

earning my keep

tonight I:

1. cut Kevin’s hair.

2. made a button link for knitgeeks:

it’s on my sidebar. anyone who would like to steal it, PLEASE right click, save, and host it on your own hosting service. thank you!

3. redesigned aforementioned knitgeeks. hope the other girls don’t mind! the mind numbingly white template [...]

captain hornypants

(good band name)

announcement: the “sleep in separate beds” rule has been lifted at ESC’s childhood home. My mother made it sound like this WHOLE TIME we could have been sleeping together, just not the first time he came up with me. And as long as I felt comfortable with it, they were OK [...]

shitfuck

Dammit.

Latest results aren’t at all what we thought they might be. Which could be fine, as it means I won’t have any more experiments to do and can just WRITE THIS SHIT UP ALREADY! Christ, this is MY OLD PROJECT! I REALLY didn’t want to have to do any more experiments on it.

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