January « 2006 « Evilsciencechick

oh sweet sweet heaven

Have you ever eaten anything SO GOOD, that when you finished it, you were sad, because it was all gone? And part of you wanted to throw it up, JUST so you could eat it ALL OVER AGAIN???

I just did. I mean, I didn’t throw up anything. But I had a meal THAT [...]

craving

I need to stop watching food network. It’s almost midnight, and I’m CRAVING A HOTDOG!!!

mmmmmmmm

with mustard.

*droooool*

Nothing like heading down to the school’s lunch stand, ordering a 12 inch roast beef sammich with mayo and cheese, “combo” it with some doritos and a drink…and then turn around and realize that your doctor is in line right behind you.

this is the conversation you have in your head:

Yeah…that diet is [...]

MOTHER!

IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT GIVE ME A BUDGET TO WORK WITH BEFORE SENDING ME OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS BY MYSELF TO FIND A RECEPTION SITE DO NOT GET ALL BITCHY AND SURPRISED AT ME WHEN THE NUMBER I COME BACK WITH DOES NOT FIT INTO YOUR MAGICAL “SECRET” BUDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but now I have [...]

I am in love!

It was love at first site, really. As soon as my eyes caught that glint…it was all over for me. Handsome….black….tough…compact body…

I WANT….I NEEEEEED….the LOOOONGING is TOO MUCH!!!!

will my love be requited? WILL MY PASSIONS GO UNFULLFILLED????

I guess I’ll know when I get my tax return.

Isn’t he dreamy?

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conversation #1038

watching TV, a girl wearing all pink, sitting in a very pink bedroom, appears on the screen.

Kev: Whoa. too much. that’s pinker than pussy.

Me: now WHY would you come up with that comparison???

Kev: I don’t know.

later

Kev: actually, her shirt is more coral than pink.

pause

Me: I think that’s [...]

OK, I lied

I lied in my comments in the last post. I did have some time to tweak around my template. of course, I SHOULD have used that time to knit. Or clean. But something like that just eats at me. TEMPLATE PROBLEMS! POOR, DEPRIVED READERS WHO CAN’T VIEW MY BLOG PROPERLY!

I am nothing but [...]

Not sure how it happened…

I can’t believe it. I was always so…uncaring about the whole thing. Yeah, whatever. I want a simple affair. really, I just want a small party. Hang out with friends. Casual. Relaxed. No stressful planning.

but I have become…

Psycho wedding planner.

Seriously, it’s all I can think about. I can’t eat at a [...]