And now back…

…to our regularly scheduled program.

My mom is sitting next to me doing the crosswords, so I’ll make this quick. The visit is going fine – NO awkwardness whatsoever. However, it’s been very…”dry.” Oh well, maybe some fun tonight. We’ll see.

Mom and I have done ALOT of shopping, which is always a good [...]

The long awaited, overly long post about backdoor fun

“Kev, I joked on my site that I was going to do an anal sex post. Now everyone wants me to do it.”

“what? no!”

“why not?”

“you’re going to get us arrested, or something.”

“pft! it’s legal, right? wasn’t there a federal anal sex law passed? or something?”

(actually, that would be a [...]

beyond 10,000

Holy shit…again!

My hit counter registered500 unque hits…by 10am. I almost spit out my smoothie. And yes, an ACTUAL smoothie, that’s not a euphamism for anything. Unfortunately.

Good lord…now I have to deal with my mom being here…AND this!

I’ll see what I can do…

t-minus 7 hours

Not that I’m counting.

Yes, the mom is in town…for a week! Flying in tonight, flying out next Tuesday, and oh, the chaos that could occur in between.

Normally, mom’s visits aren’t all that eventful. I usually work half days, she drops me off, goes off exploring on her own in my car, and [...]

My fingers are pruny and smell like lysol

My place is clean. Very clean. Vacuumed, washed, and put away. Clean.

Kevin may never speak to me again….the price of being a nag…but even the spare room is clean. Or at least the bed is visible. Tomorrow I will put fresh sheets on, and make sure the bathroom is wiped down and stocked [...]

DAMN YOU JOOOOOOOOLIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

another quiz. Blame Julie.

10 Random songs in your library

1. Alfred Hitchcock Theme – Metallica 2. Be My Yoko Ono – Barenaked Ladies 3. I wanna be like you – soundtrack, Jungle Book 4. Pretty Pink Ribbon – Cake 5. Furious Rose – Lisa Loeb 6. Whistling in the Dark – They Might [...]

baaaa….hey, where’s this herd going, anyway?

Because all the cool kids are doing it:

1. Your name spelled backwards: Nager – if you think I’m giving out my last name here, you’ve got ANOTHER THING COMING!

2. Where were your parents born? Dad – E, PA Mom – H, PA 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto [...]

a long post about my weekend which does not include anal sex, sorry

haha, everyone is clamoring for anal sex. I WILL HOLD IT OVER YOU, THEREBY GIVING ME POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA! BOW BEFORE MEEEEE!!!

ahem. none of that yet.

As I mentioned in my comments below, we never did get to see Hitch. Stupid Buckhead traffic. So we went to a Borders and walked around…mmm…booooks. And a [...]

Holy Shit!

so I was casually and narcissistically checking my blogpatrol stats, curious about who’s been visiting this weekend. More and more I’ve been getting random google searches with search terms that don’t show up on Blogpatrol. However, Statcounter (yes, I have two stat trackers on my site, shut up) lists these as image searches for [...]

The festivities start early around here…

As per KtP‘s question on her site the other day, my adventures in yogurt are happily over. Thus, normal activities have resumed.

Hehe. For example…

Last night Kev got home late, since he was helping a work friend install new brakes on his car. He got home after 10, tired, sweaty, and very, very [...]

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