Evilsciencechick

Feeling industrious, I updated the recipe site with my crock pot beef stew instructions. As for most of my recipes, a retarded ass monkey could make this recipe, so try it out if you have a crock pot.

I apologize if any of you reading this actually are a retarded ass monkey, or if [...]

Damn. I need to post about blow jobs more often. I had no idea there would be such an outcry.

I really wish I had something equally as entertaining to post today…but I don’t.

Last night officially signalled the beginning of the holiday season for me. When I got to choir practice and picked [...]

So I was talking to someone yesterday, and somehow, the subject of blowjobs came up. (why do most of my conversations end up dirty? I’m such a perve) He mentioned that he wasn’t a big fan of recieving a blowjob.

I’ll repeat that, in case you missed it.

he. doesn’t. like. blowjobs.

whoa.

His [...]

Last night when I took Sadie out for her final pee before bedtime, she freaked out on me. Usually, the last pee of the night goes without incident, because she’s tired and has to pee, and because I’m usually in my pj’s. I walk her to the front of the building, stand on the [...]

Gah! Just noticed that my absolute favorite turtleneck sweater, the one I’m wearing TODAY, is ripping along the seams on both sides. I should be able to fix it (with my mad sewing machine skills, right Aimee?) but I’m at work. And unless I keep my arms at my sides, everyone can see that [...]

But if I have to deal with all this baby nonsense, SO DO YOU! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Well yesterday I attended the first baby shower I’ve been to in a very loooong time. I think the last one I went to was in high school, for our youth pastor’s wife.

So there we all sat, in [...]

I just saw a commerical for this on TV.

Bondage golfing?

kinky.

I nearly peed myself laughing.

Happy monday!

I posted a news story about this a while back. My grandmother keeps me apprised of what’s happening, as she is a member at Kurt’s parent’s church. Her last note included a clip from the church bulletin, that had the website on it, and that they had been on Oprah. It’s official, I went [...]

Sigh.

Grey and rainy and cold again. And I’m wearing a grey sweatshirt. Everything is grey grey grey. Should have worn my power socks again.

The weather changed drastically the past week. Last week it was sunny and almost in the 80′s. And everyone (including me) bitched and moaned about how unseasonal it was, [...]

Because they’re COOL, that’s why!!!